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I’m going to be honest with you Kristi, that novel sounds really shit.

Just have your friend write a forbidden love story involving a paedophilic vampire played by an Englishman with chiselled features, that’s sure to be a hit.

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This is what Jon, “the hubby” has to say about his darling wife.

Jon, you seem like a nice enough guy, why are you married to a racist coke fiend?

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You are everything that is wrong with America; ignorant, bourgeois, desperate housewife, racist sack of shit.  Go ingest some Xanax and vodka and drive your Land Rover off a cliff.

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They’re untermenschen, right?

I must say, the private education you received must have been worth every cent.

“Education doesn’t make you smarter” - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, Cancer Ward

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After decades of conflict and thousands of deaths, who knew the solution to world peace could be so simple!  Hand out more grenades and assault rifles!

Somebody give this man a Nobel Peace Prize.

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Nathan, you possibly may need help.

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So Tom, would you be happy to sign a contract transferring all legal ownership of your house, car and all of your possessions (except the bibles, I’ve already got plenty of toilet paper) to me on September 30th 2010, since presumably you won’t be needing them after you ascend?

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Great!  So will John still be requiring the services of medical professionals, or are you willing to put all your eggs in the prayer basket?

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Actually, what Charles Darwin said was this:

“To suppose that the eye, with all its inimitable contrivances for adjusting the focus to different distances, for admitting different amounts of light, and for the correction of spherical and chromatic aberration, could have been formed by natural selection, seems, I freely confess, absurd in the highest possible degree. Yet reason tells me, that if numerous gradations from a perfect and complex eye to one very imperfect and simple, each grade being useful to its possessor, can be shown to exist; if further, the eye does vary ever so slightly, and the variations be inherited, which is certainly the case; and if variation or modification in the organ be ever useful to an animal under changing conditions of life, then the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, can hardly be considered real.”

and this:

“I am a strong advocate for free thought on all subjects, yet it appears to me (whether rightly or wrongly) that direct arguments against christianity & theism produce hardly any effect on the public; & freedom of thought is best promoted by the gradual illumination of men’s minds, which follow[s] from the advance of science. It has, therefore, been always my object to avoid writing on religion, & I have confined myself to science. I may, however, have been unduly biassed by the pain which it would give some members of my family, if I aided in any way direct attacks on religion.”

On matters of science, if you must insist upon quoting a man that has been dead for over 100 years, at least quote him accurately.

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Good point Sir and well made.

Wait… what?

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Somebody once told me “There is no such thing as a stupid question”.

They were wrong.