Thank God for violent crime?

Amen to that.

Because:

a)  O’Reilly is an idiot, everybody with an IQ above 70 knows it

b)  Dr. Tiller provided legal medical services and was never found guilty of an offence

c)  American prisons are too full of fundamentalist Christians

The longer you stare at this tweet, the more stupid it becomes.

Great men also know how to spell their.

The line between patriotism and racism begins to blur…

I’m pretty sure a fair few of those “Fathers” would have had a say in that too.

Look on the bright side:

60,000 less crappy Hallmark Fathers Day cards

= less felled trees

= less global warming

= survival of the global ecosystem

By my calculations, DR. TILLER SAVED THE EARTH AND ALL OF HUMANKIND!

Ah, yes.  He sung a song or two.  Some of them were even quite popular.

Word has it that this is guy is going to be Australia’s next Treasurer.

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And the cunt of the year award goes to… Mr. E!

Waaaay too soon.

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His Twitter bio says more than I ever could - “CONTRACTOR/MERCENARY”

LOL

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God is Pro-Life?  That explains why your imaginary God kills more foetuses by miscarriage than will ever be terminated by elective abortion.

And to those who God forgot to abort, he gives cancer.

I’m not sure if that satisfies the definition of “terrorist” but it certainly would make him less than Pro-Life.

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http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/rnr/1174767186.html

One of the highlights (original spelling preserved): “The circumcized their kids and when tjey immigrated to America that’s when we started butchering our babies.”

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From the website:

“Reiki (pronounced Ray-key) comes from the Japanese Rei and Ki meaning spiritually guided life energy. Reiki for pets is a form of spiritual healing that helps harmonize the mind, body and soul of your pet. It can be used as a treatment for relaxation as well as a tool for releasing negative emotions and limitations. Reiki is not a religion.”

and

“Distant healing treatments… is very effective and can be even preferable. Some animals may live too far away or fearful of strangers, elderly or close to death. But they absorb Reiki distantly. Distant treatments are cost effective for the working owner and quicker to schedule. Distant Reiki offers same benefits as hands on.” Well, at least that part’s true.  “Distant Reiki treatment can provide relief from surgery, emotional healing, behavioral issues and ease transition to death. After a distant treatment results can be seen soon.” Can these results be verified by independent scientific testing?

Finally, the website says “Depending on situation, pet may need more than one treatment.” - In other words, how deep are your pockets?

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